Undead And Done
““How could I have forgotten your essential vacuous nature?”
“—I’m just saying I’ve got a buttload of problems, too! My life has never been easy.” Okay. Exaggeration. Looking back, pre-death, the Ant was my biggest problem and, ironically, I saw a lot more of her now that we both hung out in Hell. And even when Time and Newsweek and MSNBC and the Pioneer Press were speculating about vampires, I still had a husband I adored and lived in a mansion with the coolest people ever.
But we’d bar...ely gotten in the house before Fred was grouching about how my problems were making her life difficult. When, if anything, my problems were making my life difficult. “I don’t expect you to get it, by the way.” Why was I in such an ugly mood? Why was I picking a fight? Other than the fact that Fred was smarter than me, handling infamy better than me, and about a zillion times more respected than me? “I’m just saying things aren’t all sunshine all the time around here.”MoreLess
“—I’m just saying I’ve got a buttload of problems, too! My life has never been easy.” Okay. Exaggeration. Looking back, pre-death, the Ant was my biggest problem and, ironically, I saw a lot more of her now that we both hung out in Hell. And even when Time and Newsweek and MSNBC and the Pioneer Press were speculating about vampires, I still had a husband I adored and lived in a mansion with the coolest people ever.
But we’d bar...ely gotten in the house before Fred was grouching about how my problems were making her life difficult. When, if anything, my problems were making my life difficult. “I don’t expect you to get it, by the way.” Why was I in such an ugly mood? Why was I picking a fight? Other than the fact that Fred was smarter than me, handling infamy better than me, and about a zillion times more respected than me? “I’m just saying things aren’t all sunshine all the time around here.”MoreLess
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