Stephenie Meyer took two chapters of a semi-okay Anne Rice novel, extended it over 500 pages and infused it with a blah adolescent point of view. She introduced old concepts as though they were novel, shocking no one with a tired story that wants to be a PG version of "The Lost Boys". And trust me, I do get the metaphor of the repressed adolescent sexual awakening. But jeez, this one would have been read by me in middle school one boring autumn afternoon... before the new Fear Street or Goosebum
...ps book arrived, that is.
I have moved on to reading the second one to see if i can see "the light" many already have (and because I quit trying to get through "The Sound in the Fury"). I doubt it. But at least I'll feel totally cool for reading a 500+ pg novel (novella, more like it) in record time! "Twilight" is the anti-epic... it's small, corny, sometimes utterly insipid, and amounts to very little.
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