The Last Dragonslayer
“There was no sign of Gordon. Instead, sitting at the kitchen table and reading through The Dragonslayer’s Manual was a striking-looking man with a lantern jaw and long flowing blond hair. He looked up at me and smiled his best smile as I entered, rising politely to his feet. I knew who he was well enough but pretended I didn’t.
‘What’s this?’ I asked him. ‘A Mr Handsome competition?’ ‘My name is Sir Matt Grifflon,’ he said in a deep voice that set the teacups rattling in the corner cupboard. ‘H...is Gracious Majesty King Snodd IV has ordered me to personally oversee the Dragonkilling process in order that this whole sorry business can be brought to a successful conclusion as soon as possible. I have been given free rein over the manner in which this is done, and any order from me can be taken to have come from King Snodd himself.’ He was sickeningly full of self-confidence.
‘I’m sorry,’ I said, ‘what did you say your name was again?’ He glared at me.
‘I don’t think you fully appreciate the seriousness of the situation.MoreLess
‘What’s this?’ I asked him. ‘A Mr Handsome competition?’ ‘My name is Sir Matt Grifflon,’ he said in a deep voice that set the teacups rattling in the corner cupboard. ‘H...is Gracious Majesty King Snodd IV has ordered me to personally oversee the Dragonkilling process in order that this whole sorry business can be brought to a successful conclusion as soon as possible. I have been given free rein over the manner in which this is done, and any order from me can be taken to have come from King Snodd himself.’ He was sickeningly full of self-confidence.
‘I’m sorry,’ I said, ‘what did you say your name was again?’ He glared at me.
‘I don’t think you fully appreciate the seriousness of the situation.MoreLess
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