Roughing It With Ryan (2003)
““Taylor?” She let herself in. “I need an ice cream fix!”
“Well, then, come on back! I have a brand new gallon and two clean spoons.”
Suzanne stormed into the kitchen, headed for Taylor’s freezer and grabbed the gallon container. Since Taylor had sold her antique dining room set to start work on the loft, there was nowhere to sit, so they each hopped up on the counter.
Doing her best not to remember what had happened the last time she’d sat on a counter, Suzanne took the spoon Taylor handed her ...and dug in.
Taylor waited until they’d each had five good-sized bites. “So.” Swinging her feet, she sucked a drop of ice cream off her spoon. “What did he do?”
“He who?”
“He who. Ryan who.”
Suzanne studied a swirl of chocolate. “What makes you think he did anything?”
“Because he’s got a penis, hon. He can’t help but be an idiot.”
“Yeah.” Suzanne sighed. “But for some reason, I always forget that idiot part.”
“Well, I have to admit, Ryan does seem to have evolved slightly further than the average knuckle-dragger.MoreLess
“Well, then, come on back! I have a brand new gallon and two clean spoons.”
Suzanne stormed into the kitchen, headed for Taylor’s freezer and grabbed the gallon container. Since Taylor had sold her antique dining room set to start work on the loft, there was nowhere to sit, so they each hopped up on the counter.
Doing her best not to remember what had happened the last time she’d sat on a counter, Suzanne took the spoon Taylor handed her ...and dug in.
Taylor waited until they’d each had five good-sized bites. “So.” Swinging her feet, she sucked a drop of ice cream off her spoon. “What did he do?”
“He who?”
“He who. Ryan who.”
Suzanne studied a swirl of chocolate. “What makes you think he did anything?”
“Because he’s got a penis, hon. He can’t help but be an idiot.”
“Yeah.” Suzanne sighed. “But for some reason, I always forget that idiot part.”
“Well, I have to admit, Ryan does seem to have evolved slightly further than the average knuckle-dragger.MoreLess
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